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Jessica's Haunt Request

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Whenever a true Yinzer successfully makes it up Canton Avenue, Dornbush Street, Boustead Street, or Rialto Street during active snowfall, I need you to appear and gently pat the transmission of the car/the gears of the bike that made the climb and whisper softly, in the exact emotional tone of James Cromwell in Babe: “That’ll do, car/bike. That’ll do.” Immediately afterward, an unseen cosmic scorekeeper should award +1 RBI to whichever Pittsburgh Pirates player currently has the fewest RBIs.